My roomate has a big doberman. Her name is Pua. Polynesian for “flower”. I affectionately call her “Poop”. She looks indimidating but she’s the dopiest princess ever. By princess I mean she’s a spoiled asshole sometimes. She’s my daytime roomate while everyone in the house is away at their 9 to 5. She’s been acting odd for a couple of days. Yesterday when she bolted out of the garage and ran laps around the neighbors house and today when she lived up to her nickname and left me two presents to find when I woke up: A pile of XXXL Lincoln logs and a puddle of pinscher brau.

She’s currently out on the porch staring at me knowing that I’ll bark obscenities if she gets near me. Now that her poop is in a tied up plastic bag in the trash can I kind of regret not taking a photo of it and posting it. It was pretty impressive. You’d think my roomate had a clydesdale for a pet.

Here’s a picture of me and Poop in happier times.

Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go affix a lawnmower bag to her hindquarters.

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