Hooray. Today I finally got my fight shorts from Atama. I’ve been wearing an old pair of cargo type shorts to MMA class for months now and they are falling apart. Grappling and combat sport calls for durable clothing that don’t have zippers and buttons and whatnot. There are many options, most of which are available at Spencer Gifts, but I don’t want TAPOUT or SPRAWL or AFFLICTION or YOU’RE A QUEER AND I’M GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS brand clothing on me, since I’m not tuff. Atama gave me a nice alternative.

I was painting in the garage today (more on that later) and the familiar and welcome rumble of the UPS truck filled my ears. Could it be? Yes it was. My shorts. Again, hooray.

Wearing these shorts makes a man feel tough, but since I’m not, I picked a fight with someone way smaller than me: Beefy.

He ended up getting me with a crazy choke hold I’ve never seen before. I have way more practicing to do.

Here’s the progress on good ol’ Peter Tosh sitting on a unicycle while wearing rainbow leg warmers and tiny Adidas shorts as of 3 o’clock today. Booyaka.

No impossibly cute pitbull puppies were harmed in the making of this silly blog entry.

This entry was posted on Monday, May 5th, 2008 at 2:20 pm and is filed under Uncategorized.