Drought
It’s been one of the dryest months in recorded Massachusetts history. People are worried about their parched lawns. Worried about brush fires. Worried about when we’ll get our next rain. What’s the ten day forecast say about rain? My birthday? Rain on 9/11? When I’m planning on traveling by motorcycle to a ferry which will take me to an island off the coast? Oh well awesome. ‘preciate it.
Here’s the Tom Waits du jor.
What do I want for my birthday you ask? A poncho maybe. Or a talisman of some sort that will ward off shitty birthday weather.
I’ve started trying these things out. Pistol squats. Try one and let me know how it goes.
So far I can do one on each side without falling over. Huzzah! Join me and slake thine thirst in the fountain of wuss.
Dude, that makes me hurt just watching it.
I’ll pass on that, thanks. I’ll be a wuss ’til I die and proud of it, yo.
Tom looks better than ever. One thing you do have on your side is that they say it’s going to rain all the time-then it doesn’t…soooo maybe it won’t!
So, why don’t you, for this year, change your birthday to Wednesday when the weather will be great. Hey, it’s YOUR birthday, so you can do whatever you want with it.
Happy Birthday, whatever you do.
Tom Waits looks awesome! And I’ll be able to look at it every time I go to Ally and Andy’s.
Holy shit…my knee barely made it to a 90 degree angle before I fell over. Doing one on each side is quite an accomplishment as far as I’m concerned! How many do you think you can get to by your next birthday…speaking of which, sorry the weather isn’t cooperating. Best wishes anyway!
I am really good at the extending my arms forward part of this exercise. I’ll assume that’s the most important part.
Keep them gluties tight.