Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
I just woke up from a dream where I was making out with Cher on a trans-Atlantic flight. At one point Chastity Bono turned around and popped her tiny head above the seat and said “I know what you’re doing back there.” I must have been in some sort of time warp or something. Chastity was born in 1969 and she was probably about 5 years old in this dream. Oh, and Cher was still naturally hot and not an android.
I have to go get my suit from the dry cleaners. Continental Tires Christmas party later on tonight. Pictures to follow hopefully. You’ll get to see how my German roomate is wearing a black suit with brown shoes. On purpose.
i like brown and black together. a suit would be funny though.
i can’t wait for bob!
Bob’s been sent. I’ll get you a photo in a little bit.
I hung out with my mom for a few today and we were talking about celebrity lookalikes. She said when she was younger she got Cher all the time. I told her about my dream and asked if it was some Oedipal thing. God I hope not.
but the singer dude grew up near kiev aaaaaaaaaand his father was butcher.