KHAN!!
A while ago a dude I know named Scott from a band called Deathamphetamine said he’d always wanted a painting of William Shatner screaming into the communicator at Ricardo Montelban in Star Trek 2, fully done up black metal style “corpse paint”. Google image search “Abbath” and you’ll see what I’m talking about, ye non-metal folk.
Don’t tease, I told him. This would be a dream commission for me. It’s absurdity is right up there with Happy Birthday, Thanos:
And tease he did not. The deal was sealed and I have started work on Mr. Priceline himself. I already laugh every time I get up to grab a glass of water while working on it.
Khaaaan!!
KHAAAAAN!!
And on an unrelated note, here’s Beefy posing all sexy-like with a cicada bug chilling in front of him.
Happy Monday.
shatner’s face, holy shit!
Did you scream like a little bitch when you saw the cicada?
It didn’t slap me in the neck. It was mortally wounded and walking in circles.
If I remember correctly the rest of you poofs hightailed it out of the van after you layed eyes on that devil bug.
We hightailed it outta the van because we thought you were on fire with the way you yelped. Not because a bug touched you, you fucking mary.
Yeah right. You assbags flipped out and were flapping your hands all over the back and front of your throats.
You have the facts mixed up. It really must have been a very traumatic experience for you.
I love my Beef!!! Ha… He’s so cute.