King of slackasses
I’ve been slacking on all sorts of shit lately. Though I’ve gotten files ready to show new paintings on the website, I haven’t uploaded them yet. I haven’t exercised in a week. I still haven’t changed the oil plug on my motorcycle. I have one painting that still isn’t done for Christmas (but it will be goddamit). I never blog anymore. Oh and worst of all I haven’t bought a single xmas present.
Wait no I did last night.
After watching Christmas Vacation with my mom on Sunday night I ordered her a set of these bad boys.
But like a moron I got them delivered to my house instead.
I’m not making any promises, but I’m going to try to pull my head out of my ass soon.
I wish I had pictures to post on here. I spent Saturday afternoon wearing cowboy boots and a snakeskin thong, drinking recklessly on my friend’s backporch, flanked by two brethren; one wearing a pink thong that read “balls deep” on the crotch with matching pink Chuck Taylors; the other wearing a less flashy thong.
Goddam dead batteries.
You telling me there aren’t any convenience stores in NC? That’s not very convenient.
oh there are many.
and the ALL sell beer. but no Polar seltzer water that i love so much.
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polar seltzer is so good.
cranberry-lime.
yes.
i went to school in MD, and they didn’t sell it there either. well,not widespread like here. sad.
the pomegranate is where it’s at.
i bought a case of these on monday. I have three left. and it’s only Thursday.
those are amazing. adam and i were talking about buying some of those when we watched CV last week. now i know where to get them!
vanilla, pomegranate, limerasp, lime, i love them all. first night i was in NC i stopped at a convenience store and had to settle for a perrier. which was completely flat.
thanks.